From a tiny little town in North Carolina is where we raise fucking cane and cause mayhem in our local community…and well we also ship our bad ass products from there as well!!!

We don’t pussy foot around…we sell the most awesome-est products and gadgets on the fucking internet…GUARANTEED.

Buy some of our awesome products…we will not let you down…we aim to please each and every damn customer just like they are our own family.

Meet our bad-ass warehouse crew:

Johnny (Cry Baby) Bulleti
Chris (Fart Man) Johnson
Bill (Pussy Licker) Adams
Manuel (Jumped the Border) Madera

This is what our warehouse crew does in their spare time out back behind our warehouse when our fucking boss goes out of town (don’t tell him, it’s our little secret… OK?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: The rest of our sorry ass staff did not want their fucking pictures posted…so we decided to post some of them that we found on the internets!!!

Our company founders (these are the only pictures of these ugly fuckers that we could find online)

 

Our office staff (trust us it was really hard finding pictures of these clowns online)

Becky (Office Manager) She says she loves going camping and also likes dressing up as a zombie…sometimes she looks like this on any given Monday morning.

Ashley Lynn (Social Media Marketing) Always the best dressed in the office, but has the worst breathe of any of us 😉

Rachel (Marketing) She seems to get beat up a lot and smokes like a sailor…but she works hard and gets along with all of us here.

Dewey (Logistics) The most likable guy around the office, but we think he smokes crack on the weekends 😉